The Nankipooh Enquirer "Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
"Happy 4th of July"
First, let me say Happy 4th of July to all of America, and especially to the friends and supporters of Bascomb Biggers and the Nankipooh Enquirer. The 4th is a great day in American history, and a great day to announce that once again Bascomb Biggers will be running for President of this beautiful country. He will be running on the same ideals and principles which he stood for in the previous election, when the country took a really bad turn on the course for the nation. The Platform will be the same, as outlined below, but the new campaign slogan is:
"Make Real Value the National Objective!"
Bascomb and the nation needs your support and your vote to put the good ship "America" back on course.
BASCOMB
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