The Nankipooh Enquirer: March 2020

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Crisis Management

The Nankipooh Enquirer

The Tommy-Town Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 48

Nankipooh, Georgia

Tommy-Town, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net

" Crisis Management "

Well, we have us a little bit of difficulty here in the Good Old USA! It ain't nothing we cannot handle, as long as we stay strong, help one another, pray for each other, and Stand Together! This is the time to be "One Nation Under God", so pay attention America!

Also watch what the Professional Politicians are doing, both the Skunks and the Polecats. Some will do what is, in their opinion, best for the country. Others will do what they think is best for themselves and their party. Remember what you see and hear, and load that ammunition into the Ballot Box, the next time you get a chance!

God Bless America, and keep her safe and strong, and as it says in the Bible, "even this too shall pass"

"Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!"

Bascomb Biggers

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Monday, March 16, 2020

The Nankipooh Primary

The Nankipooh Enquirer

The Tommy-Town Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 48

Nankipooh, Georgia

Tommy_Town, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net

"The Nankipooh Primary"

Well, we had to postpone the primary election down here in Nankipooh due to the the Hog Flu. Ain't nobody got it yet, but everybody is scared of getting it, so nobody wants to come down to the Biggers Grocery and mark their ballot for mayor of Nankipooh. Now this has got the Skunks(Republicans) and the Polecats (Democrats) all in an uproar since they all hate sitting around the house when they should be out on the stump. Of course, without all the politicking going on, the air around Nankipooh has got a whole lot cleaner, and the temperature has dropped nearly three degrees without all that hot air circulating about.

A bit of side news has come up with the story about the incumbent Skunk Mayor, George Bradshaw, who is sporting a big bump on his head from where his better half whacked him with her rolling pin. It seems after a few days of cabin fever listening to George whine about not being out on the stump, the little lady just couldn't stand it no more, and that was the only way she could get him to shut up!

The news from the National Primaries for President of the Good Old USA is about the same, with the Skunks and the Polecats still arguing about who gets to count the money for the next four years. Nothing has changed much, except with everyone scared of the Hog Flu, you don't hear as much of the politicking, not that it matters, since its the same old horse manure as always. Of course that's why Old Bascomb is running for President.

I don't steal much and I don't skim much, at least as compared to the Skunks and the Polecats. Don't forget, they both stink. Also, don't forget that I ain;t never lied to you, except for maybe, right now. And, I also could use a steady job for the next four years.

"Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!"

Bascomb Biggers