The Nankipooh Enquirer
The TommyTown Times
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers
"A Thought to Ponder"
Well here we go again. We got a big election year down here in Nankipooh, and the whole state as well. The money is pouring in from all over the country, as everybody, every where wants a say in what's going on in the Peach State. I can tell you one thing, it ain't "Peachy"! Why you could feed every starving person in the world for a couple of months on what they are spending to call the shots in this state.
Now I only got one question. "How can a man who claims to be a preacher, want to be a politician so bad that he will spend millions trying to destroy the reputation and character of the man he is trying to beat?" It sure don't sound like "turning the other cheek", and as a matter of fact, it don't sound very Christian at all!
"Now, that's just the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so."
Bascomb Biggers
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