The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers
"Scoop's Quips"
For years Bascomb has been telling you to vote against both the Skunks and the Polecats, and to vote against "Politics as Usual".
The American People have spoken, and a great weight has been lifted from off the Country.
Let us now begin the process of Healing and Re-Building, and "Make this Country Great Again!"
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Scoop Biggers
Make "Real Value" the National Objective!
