Showing posts with label 2016 Election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2016 Election. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

"Healing and Re-Building"

The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Scoop's Quips"

For years Bascomb has been telling you to vote against both the Skunks and the Polecats, and to vote against "Politics as Usual".
The American People have spoken, and a great weight has been lifted from off the Country.   

Let us now begin the process of Healing and Re-Building, and "Make this Country Great Again!"
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Scoop  Biggers
Make "Real Value" the National Objective!                 

Monday, July 25, 2016

Scoop's Quips: Opinions


"Scoop's Quips"

One of the biggest problems in today's society is everyone trying to voice their opinions at the same time.  Journalists don't report the news, they give their opinion, or at least the management's opinion.  You are constantly asked to take surveys and opinion polls for everything from politics to fanny-ribbon.  Which, come to think of it is about the same topic.  In addition to voicing our opinions, most of us feel compelled to let everyone we disagree with know our opinion on that as well.  This is a major cause for much of the dysfunction in our government, as well as our society. Well, at least that is my opinion!

Bascomb Biggers believes that a wise man keeps his own consul about most controversial topics, such as religion, politics and SEC football!
So, let your vote do your talking, and maybe others will also.
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Scoop  Biggers

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Scoop's Quips


The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Scoop's Quips"
Let's see, the election seems to be coming down to a two mule race between a Millionaire Professional Politician and a Billionaire Businessman who both claim to be People's Candidates.  Yeah Right, when do you think either one of them ever had to worry about the rent money?  Bascomb Biggers is still your best bet!
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Scoop  Biggers
Bascomb Biggers for President

Make "Real Value" the National Objective!                     


PLATFORM PLANK #9-Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Something to Ponde


SOMETHING TO PONDER

As the 2016 election trail continues its twisted path, we may see a huge storm developing on the horizon.  America has been deeply divided over the years between "Liberals and Conservatives", with elections clearly rotating around these diverse viewpoints, with a lot of attention being paid to various special interests on both sides.

We now have the potential for a dramatic showdown between "Left and Right".  If Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump should face each in the general election for President in November of 2016, the American people will have a clear choice as to the future course of our country.  Both are on the outside of typical party lines, and both claim to support the working class where most of the anger against the establishment seems to originate.

Sanders is an acknowledged Socialist who believes the average citizen can best be served by a large powerful government whose ability to intercede in their lives, will provide a better quality of life by equalizing assets.

Trump is an acknowledged Capitalist who espouses a smaller government with a hard stand on foreign economic interest as a means to create more wealth for the working class.

It has been a long time since two opposing candidates both sought approval from the average worker with such different philosophies.  This may be the ultimate conflict between these two very different approaches, giving the American People a clear choice on our path for the future.

At any rate, neither the Republican Party, nor the Democrat Party leaders are in favor of this outcome.  It could divide the country even further, or perhaps create a more consolidated approach to the future.  It will not be politics as usual, but it will be interesting to watch.
(Of course, you can always vote for Bascomb)


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Scoop  Biggers

Saturday, January 16, 2016

2016 "Bascomb takes a stand"


The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
RE: 2016 "BASCOMB TAKES A STAND”

A lot of folks have been asking me where I stand on the issues, besides hating all of the lying Skunks and Polecats up in DC.


Well there are four big issues facing the country today.


1. Immigration

2. Money

3. Jobs

4. Terrorists

Well first let me say that when it comes to our borders, that I believe we should have regular patrols to keep them folks from down in Columbus from sneaking in up here in Nankipooh. I also understand that there has been a few of them Roosevelt Liberals from over in Warm Springs coming over here to our barn dances.

When it comes to the broader issue, I ain't wanting none of them folks from Alabama or Tennessee coming around here neither. Now my kin folks came to Nankipooh from South Carolina a few hundred years ago, so I guess them folks are alright, but we don't want none of them Yankees sneaking up here from Florida though.

Now when you start talking about money, it’s a tough subject, since most of the folks around Nankipooh ain't got much of it. It seems like the government and the banks got most of the money, and they ain't spreading it around too much. The big Federal Bank up in DC just keeps giving the littler banks money for free, and they use it to buy up mortgages and other banks. The 1st Nankipooh Bank wouldn't even lend old Bascomb any money to put more stock in the Nankipooh General Store. A bunch of folks around here is trading with each other, since they ain't got no money, but I understand that the government is trying to figure out how to put a tax on that too.

Maybe the best thing would be for us to print our own money down here in Nankipooh and not use none of them DC greenbacks. We ain't got none anyway. Course the Skunks and Polecats up in DC won't allow that either, since they are the only ones allowed to print money to pay bills, that they ain't got no money for. So I say let's do away with money and go back to using gold and silver, or just trading with one another.

Now the hardest thing is how to come up with some more jobs. Maybe the farmers could take on folks to help them, and teach them how to farm, and then after they have learned, they could give them a little strip of land of their own to farm. Old Bascomb is willing to take on a helper at the Nankipooh General Store and teach him how to be a store keeper in exchange for him running the soft drink department on a commission basis.

There is a lot of folks that ain't got a job cause they don't know how to do what people is paying for. Maybe the Mayor of Nankipooh could teach some folks about politics, since there seems to be a lot of work for politicians. It also seems that the government and the banks ought to be hiring since they got all the money. If folks don't work, they can't spend money or pay taxes, and that's what it takes to keep things running

As far as Terrorism goes, I saw a bunch of them kids from over in Double Churches running around over here in Nankipooh stealing apples and spray painting folk’s barns.  I done called the county sheriff to do something about those brats, since that is one of the main jobs that the government is supposed to do.  Protecting the citizens, as a matter of fact, is supposed to be the number one job of the government.  Course, the sheriff we got right now don’t seem to have much time for that, since he is always spending his time pitching horse shoes, or making speeches about how things really ain’t all that bad.

Now the one thing we all got to learn to get through hard times, is that you can't buy things that you ain't got no money for. If you are in debt, you can't borrow your way out of debt, just like you can't dig yourself out of a hole! That goes for folks in Nankipooh as well as the Skunks and Polecats up in DC!

"Now, that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!"
Bascomb Biggers
Bascomb Biggers for President
Make "Real Value" the National Objective!                     
PLATFORM PLANK #9-Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Latest from Bascomb Biggers



RE: "The Latest from Bascomb Biggers"
It is hard to get any press these days when you are running for President of the Good Old USA, when you got a guy like that Huckster from New York who makes one outlandish statement after another, just to see how far he can go.  It seems to work too, since the press in this country would rather report the rantings of a confirmed con man, in preference to somebody who actually would like to work on fixing some of the big problems that the country is facing.  Of course, some folks think the New York Big Shot is crazy because of some of the idiot statements he makes, but I think he just likes to hear himself talk and get headlines, and he sure has got that covered.  One thing that I would bet on, is that Mr. Big Shot cares more about his hair than he does this country.
It is plain to see that the Skunk Party has got itself in quite a jam when they got way more than a dozen running, and the only one getting any notice is the Snake Oil Salesman from New York.  On the other hand, the front running candidate for the Polecat Party really doesn't have much time to campaign, since she has to keep busy trying to cover for the dozen or so scandals she has been involved in.
Folks, Old Bascomb has seen a lot of history in his time, and the country is in about as bad a shape as I have ever seen it, and this parade of fools running for President is a good example of just how bad things are.  The Good Old USA sure could use an honest man right about now, who cares more for the country than he does for himself, or all the money he can make off the job.
That's why Old Bascomb is running for President, so that we can get this ship of state back on course, and steer her toward the glory which once was America the Beautiful.  We still got the best place to live in the whole wide world, but it ain't quite what it used to be, but it still can be.  Besides all that, I sure could use a job, and I am mostly honest, and only a little bit lazy, and am willing to put what we stand for back on the map, up front, for the rest of the world to see.

"Now, that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!" 
Bascomb Biggers

Friday, July 17, 2015

Changing History


RE: "Changing History"
In light of recent events which challenge the validity of holding certain individuals in high esteem, I would like to weigh in, and emphatically state that I believe that anyone who has ever held slaves should be erased from history, and all monuments, flags or other written documentation representing their lives should be forever banished from our sight and minds.
The following in alphabetical order, is a list of those we should begin with.
Abraham - Hebrew leader
Augustus Caesar - Roman Emperor
Christopher Columbus - Explorer
Demosthenes - Greek Philosopher
Benjamin Franklin - Inventor and Journalist
U.S. Grant - American President and General
Hannibal - Mid-Eastern Conqueror  
Sam Houston - General and Hero of Texas
Pope Innocent VIII - Religious Leader
Ferdinand Magellan - Explorer
Mohammed - Religious Leader
Moses - Prophet of God
Ramses - Egyptian Leader 
Solomon - Mighty King of Wisdom
George Washington - Father of our country
This is of course, only a partial list which can be added to later.


"Now, that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!"     
Bascomb Biggers


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"The President Speaks"


"The President Speaks"
Well it seems that the President got caught a little off guard the other day.  He was attending a big summit in Europe about economic matters, when he got a question about those crazy people over in the Middle East who are killing everybody in sight.  I think they call themselves is, is. (Kinda reminds you of another President who said, "it depends on what your definition of is, is".  I wonder if that's where those folks who are chopping off people's heads got the idea for their name?)
Anyway, apparently the President was not prepared for any questions other than economic ones, so when the reporter asked what his plan was to do something about is, is, he kinda stammered around and then finally said that he did not have one.  Which seems sorta lame since he has had over a year to come up with something. Even the boys over at the five sided building got a little riled up and exclaimed, "well we have given him lots of plans, he just can't make up his mind.
The next statement by the President did answer most people's questions though, when he said, "Let me make one thing perfectly clear, I don't have a clue about what I am doing."
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Scoop  Biggers

Monday, May 18, 2015

"Retirement these Days"


The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
RE: "Retirement these Days"
I was sittingg down at the Nankipooh General Store the other day playing checkers with my cousin Pete on one of those plus ninety degree Nankipooh summer days, when in comes my cousin Jimmy looking just about whipped.  Old Jimmy picked up a mason jar of sweet tea and downed it in just about one gulp.  "What's up Jimmy?", I says.  "My old mule Jenny just dropped dead in the traces while I was plowing out back of the house", he says.  I guess it was time for her to "retire" he says.
Now that started me thinking about retirement, which ain't that far off for old Bascomb.  Of course that little dab of money I got saved up for retirement ain't much, and these days its worth less than it was, what with the Skunks and the Polecats spending money they ain't got, and printing more to cover for it.  The bank pays me less for my savings account than the rate of inflation, and yet the DC politicians keep giving the banks more money, and they keep getting richer and richer.  If they ain't got enough, the big Federal bank will loan them more at no interest.  Lets see you borrow money and pay no interest!
They say there is more than one way to skin a cat, and I reckon that the Shunks and the Polecats got all the ways figured out, when it comes to the big guys getting richer and the little guys getting poorer.  All they got to do is keep some of the folk's heads above water, so they can keep squeezing enough money out of them to keep themselves and the fat cats rolling.  Of course sooner or later, you can't squeeze no more out of that turnip, but they can't see that far down the road.  They just want to keep running up the debt till everything comes falling down.
Now I ain't trying to make you feel low, it just seems that old Bascomb and a lot of others ain't going to find retirement till we fall dead behind the plow, just like old Jenny.  The only thing I know to do is keep throwing the Skunks and Polecats out of office, till we get a batch that will stop spending money they ain't got!  That's why Old Bascomb is running for President of the  Good Old USA!
"Now, that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!" 
Bascomb Biggers

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Nankipooh Memories


The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup" 
"Nankipooh Memories"
 
I have a lot of great memories of growing up in Nankipooh.  I also have a lot of stories to tell, some of which come from my Grandma and Grandpa Biggers, and some from Grandpa Biggers' father, Bascomb Biggers, but a lot of them are from my memories of Nankipooh in the '50's and '60's.
"The Lunch Room Lady"
When I was a kid it was hard for me to get up in the mornings, so most of the time I missed breakfast at home because I was always in a rush to get to school and not be late.  Nankipooh School was about a mile walk from the Biggers' old farm, and most days I barely made it on time.  Now the sweetest lady at Nankipooh was Mrs. Simmons who was the cafeteria manager, who we called the "Lunch Room Lady".  When she found out that I was not eating breakfast at home, she had me stop by the cafeteria in the morning when I got to school, and gave me a couple of graham crackers to tide me over until lunch time.  I still love graham crackers, and I still love Mrs. Simmons.
"The Playground Teacher"
There were no organized sports at Nankipooh after school, such as Little League baseball or Pop Warner football, but the County Parks and Recreation Department paid a local woman to be in charge of the playground and ball fields for three hours after school everyday, and we called her the "Playground Teacher".  When I was in the fifth, sixth, and seventh grades it was Mrs. Newell whose son Joe went to Nankipooh and was a year younger than me. For the next three or four years it was a young woman named Margo Gointner whose husband Sherman was away in the army.  Margo was the sister of Bill and Tommy Boatner, and their family had lived in Nankipooh for several years.  One day Tommy, who was about 19 at the time, pulled out of the driveway across the street from the school in his 1962 Impala with a 409 cubic inch motor and a four speed transmission, and decided to show off for us kids.  The car was really fast and when Tommy poped the clutch it spun the wheels so hard that the car spun all the way around in a circle and slammed into a telephone pole right in front of us.  The car was totaled and I don't think Tommy ever had a car as cool as that again.
"Cub Scouts"
You got to understand that Nankipooh in the '50's was pretty poor, but of course, we really didn't know it.  In 1957 when I was in the fifth grade, we were told at school that a Cub Scout troop was being formed in Nankipooh, and we were mighty excited about joining up.  Down in Columbus there was an Army-Navy store where they sold the uniforms for the Scouts, so I got my mother to take me down there one Saturday.  Well after looking at everything, Mama said "I'm sorry but we can't afford all this stuff." I was feeling pretty low about this, and then she said, "but maybe we can get you the cap and the neckerchief."  That cheered me up quite a bit cause part of a uniform was sure better than none at all.  However, the next Monday at school they told us there would be no Cub Scouts in Nankipooh because there was not enough money to support a troop.  I believe that there was a Boy Scout Troop formed in Nankipooh about eight years later, but I still never got a Cub Scout Cap.  Around the same time the Davy Crockett TV show was pretty big, but I never got one of those Davy Crockett coonskin caps either.  Like I said, there wasn't a lot of money in Nankipooh in those days.
"Pitching Horseshoes"
The gathering place for some folks in those days was the Biggers Grocery where Grandpa Biggers scratched out a living and gave credit to a lot of folks who never paid him back, but it was a great place.  There was a big old oil burning stove near the middle of the store with a couple of rocking chairs, and a few nail kegs pulled up for others to sit on.  Every Thursday was horseshoe pitching day at the horseshoe pit alongside the south side of the store, right in front of the old outhouse.  The regular players were Grandpa, his brother James, Uncle Harry Rogers and his son Pete, George Adams,(the richest man in Nankipooh), and plenty of others who joined in from time to time.  If it rained, the horseshoe tournament turned into a checker tournament inside the store around the stove.  In addition to the tournaments, there was always some story telling, and of course some time spent pulling cokes, which was about the only gambling I ever saw going on.  That store was where the Fortson Road branched off of the Hamilton Road, right up from the Double Churches Road, with the Rail Line going straight up between them.  To a ten year old, it seemed like the center of the world.
"The Man of War"
One of the things all of us from Nankipooh have in common was seeing the Man of War going up and down the tracks two times a day right through the heart of Nankipooh.  I remember a lot of hours sitting in a rocking chair on the big old front porch at the Biggers farmhouse and watching the train go by, and wishing I was on it.  The Man of War ran between Columbus and Atlanta two round trips a day from 1947 through 1971.  You could leave Columbus at 7:30am and be in Atlanta by 10:30am. The second round trip left Atlanta at 6:55pm and arrived in Columbus at about 9:45pm.  When the freight trains went by, we counted the cars to pass the time of day, but when the Man of War went by, we were counting our dreams of places to go and things to do, especially in Atlanta, "The Big A".
"Albert and Old Sam"
One thing a lot of us remember about Nankipooh was that there were quite a few old black folks living in the area, some of which were living in the same houses that their family had lived in for generations.  Some of those houses were where former slaves had lived when they worked on the farms around Nankipooh prior to the Civil War, and some of those slaves' children and grandchildren still lived in the same house in the 1950's and 1960's.  Just north of the old Bascomb Biggers house, where Margie Rogers taught piano, was an old house where "Old Sam" lived with his wife Berta about a half mile south of Nankipooh School.  Nobody ever saw Old Sam much cause he used to stay inside the house most of the time, especially in winter, since he was getting pretty old.  I used to see Old Sam every now and then when I would sell him rabbits or squirrels I had shot, for a quarter apiece.  Another old black man from Nankipooh was Albert who lived a mile or so north of Nankipooh School just off of the Hamilton Road.  Albert and my Grandpa were the best of friends, sine they had worked together on Bascomb's farm since they were both twelve years old.  One night when he was in his late fifties, Albert's car stalled on the train tracks, and he was killed by the train.  My Grandpa still grieved for the loss of his childhood friend years later.
"Swimming Holes"
There were so many swimming holes around Nankipooh that I can't remember them all, but the best was the rock quarry. Just about three or four miles up the Fortson Road from Nankipooh School, was a rock quarry where they had stopped digging when they hit an underground spring and the quarry started filling up with water.  It was a wonderful swimming hole and even had a little bit of a beach from where the trucks used to pull down to the quarry to load up.  It was so deep that the water looked blue, and it was clear and cold and, and felt great on a hot summer day.  It also had a "Diving Rock", up on the steep end of the quarry.  There were some rocks up there about twenty five feet above the water where you could climb up and jump off into the water below.  I did it a couple of times but I was always scared.  One day when there were more than a dozen of us up there, Tommy Boatner jumped off and did a belly-flop which knocked him un-conscious. We were all scared but he woke up and said he was OK, so we took him home.  He started acting strange, so they took him to a doctor, who gave him a sedative and sent him back home to sleep.  After two days of sleeping he woke up and said he did not remember anything from the past two days, or anything after jumping off that rock.  Well, I never jumped of that rock again, but we kept going to the rock quarry to go swimming.  As a matter of fact, when I was about fourteen, that was where I had my first taste of moonshine, and it sure was good.  One thing about moonshine though, is never drink any until you see somebody else drink some, and if nothing bad happens to them, then you can go ahead and try it.
"Sunday Football Games"
For quite awhile between the time I was about twelve or thirteen until the time I moved to Atlanta when I was twenty, we had a neighborhood football game most Sunday afternoons in the fall and early winter.  These were "Choose -Up" games of hard hitting tackle football played by folks from thirteen on up to twenty five, or even thirty years old, who lived in Nankipooh.  We played hard for sometimes as long as three hours and often ended up with somebody getting a bloody nose, or once in awhile a broken bone.  Some of us would usually go from house to house around the school after church, and try to get enough guys to play. The games started around 3pm most times, and lasted until dark. We would choose up sides and go at it.  On a couple of occasions some of the boys from over in Upatoi would come over and take us on.  There were a couple of brothers over there who had played football in high school, whose daddy ran a farm where he raised laying hens.  There name was Anthony, but we just called them the "Egg Farmers".  One Sunday we had a game against most of the Jordan High School team who we had been talking with for weeks about getting up a game, so during Christmas vacation when I was sixteen, they all piled into three or four cars and drove out from Columbus to play us.  The way I remember it, we won the game by one touchdown which was scored after it had just about got too dark to see.  I loved those Sunday afternoon games, and there were very few young men or teen aged boys who lived around Nankipooh during that time, who didn't play in at least a few of those games. 
Now I could tell stories about growing up in Nankipooh for hours and hours, but that's just about all I have time for right now.  Nankipooh was, and still is in many of our hearts, a true slice of the soul of our great country, and Nankipooh and neighborhoods like it all across the Unite States, are what has made America a country like no other in the history of the world. 


 Norman Biggers Bentley