Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Scoop's Quips: "Merry Christmas from Uncle sam"


"Scoop's Quips"

Leave it to the government to wish us a Merry Christmas, by giving us a 2% raise in Social Security benefits, and then turn around and hand us the lump of coal in the form of a 25% increase in our Medicare payment!
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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

The Mater Man



"The Mater Man"

 
Things was beginning to get a little crowded over in Nankipooh, what with the "Fountain City" getting bigger and bigger, so me and my Ace Reporter, Scoop Biggers, decided that we would move the Nankipooh Enquirer printing press a few miles up the road to Tommy-Town, Georgia.
So now the Nankipooh Enquirer has two banners, with the addition of the Tommy-Town Times, both being published here at the Biggers-Greer Plantation in Tommy-Town.

One of the best things about not living in the city is being so close to where all the good vittles are grown, such as pole beans, okra, fresh eggs, Georgia peaches, and of course, Home-Grown Tomatoes.  Now if there is one thing Old Bascomb knows something about, it is tomatoes, since my Grandpa was the champion Mater Man in the whole Chattahoochee Valley for many years.  Now I have been known to grow some pretty good tomatoes, but I am getting just a little lazy in my old age, and being here in Tommy-Town, there are a whole lot of places where you can buy maters just as good as the ones you grow yourself.  My favorite is Fitzgerald Farms over in Woodbury.  They got some mighty good maters over there and some mighty sweet peaches too.  They also got a couple of kids helping run the place, that will go out and hand pick you some fresh ones right off the vine.  It don't get no better than that!

Well I took some of those tomatoes up to some of my city friends up in Atlanta, and they thought they had done died and gone to heaven.  Now they are calling me the"Mater Man" and wanting me to fetch them up some fresh maters every week or so, but I told them that it was Grandpa who was the "Mater Man', besides, if I had to go up to Atlanta every week or so, I expect it would just about kill me.


"Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so."



 Bascomb Biggers

Saturday, March 11, 2017

"From George to Ronald with Abe and a few others in between"



"From George to Ronald with Abe and a few others in between"

 
I've been listening to a whole lotta folks telling everyone all the things that they think are wrong with the Good Old USA.  If you listen long enough, you might think that there ain't nothing right, so I decided to sit back and look at a few years of our country, and what it has done and what it has stood for.  If you look at the years between 1789 and 1989, you might notice about 200 years of the USA growing from an upstart little brat that defied the lords of Europe and two centuries later became the single most powerful nation in the world, since when the "Cold War" ended, there weren't but one superpower left  During those two centuries there were a lot of Presidents serving the country, some better than others, and some cutting a bigger swath than others.  However, they all shared a lot in common starting with the fact that they all came from that same section of humanity, which is really a minority group, that today seem to get blamed for everything bad and not remembered for much of the good.

Now let me see, what are some of the things that theses leaders accomplished over two centuries?  Well of course there is the fact that the USA is the single most powerful country in the world.  And then there is that thing about being the wealthyist country in the world.  The USA also has the largest and most successful middle class in the history of the world.  The Good Old USA also has the most successful Democratic Republic in world history, which has provided more equality and justice for all than ever seen before.  It is also the nation that has contributed more help and aid to the rest of the world than most other nations combined.  Americans have also done more dying all over the planet to insure peace and safety. than any other country.  We stopped aggression in WWI and in WWII, and stopped the threat of nuclear annihilation by ending the Cold War.  We have saved more people, fed more people, clothed more people than any other nation.

We have enjoyed the status of being number one in most categories that count, and have provided a standard of living for our citizens admired by the entire planet.  That was the first two hundred years of the Good Old USA.  During these last twenty five or thirty years we have come under attack from without as well as from within, as we are led to believe that we have not done well by our fellow mankind and have much to be ashamed of, and the blame has been laid on that same minority group that provided us with presidents like George and Ronald with Abe and some others in between.

This group of individuals as well as belonging to that one minority section of humanity also shared many other traits, such as belief in God, The Rule of Law, The challenge of being responsible for one's self, and respectful of others. These presidents also shared a belief in their country and an obligation to contribute as a citizen to the well being of all.  Great leaders are know by their works rather than their words, and it is time to demand work rather than words from our leaders today.. The only way the American Dream can be kept alive is for us to pull together in a united effort to maintain and enhance what so many before have worked so hard for.


"Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so."



 Bascomb Biggers


Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Scoop's Quips: "Liberals"

The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

"Scoop's Quips"

I always thought that the definition of  "liberal" was to be open-minded and capable of accepting a variety of ideas as having some validity.  However, in today's world, I find the people who claim to be "Liberals" to be among the most closed-minded people around.  They are so sure that they are right about everything, that it never seems to occur to them that somebody else might be right some of the time.

As a matter of fact the only thing really liberal about Liberals is how liberal they are in spreading all that manure around about how wrong everybody else is.
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Scoop  Biggers