DATELINE: JANUARY 5, 2011
Don't get caught with your britches down!
One hot summer day me and some of my twelve year old buddies was playing hookie from our work on my daddy's farm, and was down at the Alexander's cow pond doing some skinny-dippin. Well we was havin a grand old time until Mr. Alexander's seventeen year old daughter rode up on her horse and ordered us to get out of that swimmin hole, and off of their land!
Well we didn't know what to do since we didn't have a stitch on, and we weren't about to stand naked in front of that girl, so we just stood there in that water above our waist. Well she just sat there on that horse, and keep tellin us we had to get out of there and go home. Finally after about a half hour, she got tired and rode off, and we grabbed our clothes and high tailed it out of there!
Now it seems to me that both the Polecats, and the Skunks, have been standin around Washington up to their waist in muddy water with their britches down, and don't know how to get out of the fix they are in. One way would be to stand naked in front of the country and let everybody see them for what they are. Which in my opinion is nothing better than a bunch of lying skunks and polecats, who really ain't interested in anything other than gettin re-elected and grabbin all the money and power they can get their hands on.
Of course if they had to stand naked in front of the country, they wouldn't have any place to hide that money they been grabbin at. I say make them stand up for what they are, or throw them all out office at the next election, and let another bunch get caught with their britches down!
Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!
Bascomb Biggers
January 5, 2011
