"Campaign Platform"

DATELINE February 14, 2011:
"Campaign Platform"

BASCOMB'S CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

1. REDUCE ALL FEDERAL TAXES BY 20%
2. REDUCE ALL FEDERAL SPENDING BY 40%
3. MAKE A BALANCED FEDERAL BUDGET THE LAW
4. PLACE TERM LIMITATATIONS ON ALL CONGRESSMEN
5. REDUCE PRESIDENTIAL AND CONGRESSIONAL SALARIES BY 50%
6. SEAL ALL U.S. BORDERS (NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST)
7. DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS
8. MAKE ENGLISH THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE U.S.
9. MAKE FRIED CATFISH THE OFFICIAL NATIONAL DINNER

"Don't forget, I ain't never lied to you, except for maybe, right now."

"Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so".

Bascomb Biggers
February 14, 2011