"Deja vu All over Again"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 1849

Nankipooh, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

From the Nankipooh Enquirer:

Election of 2016

 

For years Old Bascomb has been telling you to vote against both the Skunks and the Polecats, and to vote against "Politics as Usual".

However,  the American People have spoken.   

Let us now begin the process of Healing and Re-Building, and "Make this Country Love itself Again!"

The Colonel   

After watching all of the debates and viewing dozens of "news" stories revealing the dis-honest and sleazy nature of both candidates, as well as being subjected to an endless array of campaign ads which evidence a vulgar display of millions of wasted dollars, I have come to the only answer possible.  Neither of the two major party candidates is worthy of becoming President of the Good Old USA!

"Let's see, the election seems to be coming down to a race between a Professional Politician and a Billionaire Businessman who both claim to be People's Candidates.  Yeah Right, when do you think either one of them ever had to worry about the rent money?  Bascomb Biggers is still your best bet!"

Scoop  Biggers

Ace Reporter

Make "Real Value" the National Objective! 

Election 2024 Choices

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup
"P. O. Box 48
Nankipooh, Georgia
TommyTown, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers

"Election 2024 Choices"
Well I done voted for a president for the next four years, and boy what a "Crappy" choice that was: Either an Ego-Maniac who thinks he's God, or an Air Headed Bimbo who doesn't even know who God is!
I guess I'll just start some Bodacious Praying for the Good Old USA!

Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!

Bascomb Biggers
bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net
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Just a couple of Questions

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P. O. Box 48

Nankipooh, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Just a couple of Questions out of Curiosity"

I'm just a curious kind of guy, always looking for answers to questions that pop up in my head. To some of these questions, I might actually know the answer, and some I might guess at the answers. While some questions, I don't have a clue as to the answer, but still the question needs to be asked.

Now for instance, you take our President, “Uncle Joe”. he has been on the political scene for quite a long time, but how many really know what he really stands for. He has a very long history of saying some pretty dumb things, and being on a lot of different sides of issues at one time or another. One thing I am pretty sure of, is that most of the time he has always been on the side of the most votes in whatever election he was running in. But here are a few questions that maybe should be asked.

1. Does his wanting to send money to the Ukraine have anything to do with his son having been rather lucratively employed by those folks?

2. Does his reluctance to back Israel have anything to do with the fact that the former President was chummy with the leader of Israel?

3. Does his being Vice President during the 2016 election have anything to do with the bogus investigation by the FBI of the other party's candidate?

4. Is he telling the truth when he says he had nothing to do with inflation problems, when he helped pass a trillion dollar spending bill when the country was already in a trillion dollar budget deficit?

5. What about his contribution to rising oil prices by cutting off major American energy production, and then blaming greedy oil companies, while releasing million of gallons of reserves to get prices at the pump down, six months before the election. Might there be some fire behind all that smoke?

6. A big question would be did he have anything to do with a NY DA office, controlled by his party, trying his opponent for crimes quickly and quietly switched from misdemeanors to felonies, and tried by a specifically appointed judge?

7. Why did the FBI raid the former President's house over classified documents, but accepted Uncle Joe's response, “That he just forgot"?

8. And finally, How stupid is the American public?

 Scoop Biggers

               

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"Life in a Small Town"

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"Life Today in a Small Town"

I used to live in the city, in fact I lived in the city for nearly fifty years.  It was great!  Lots of good restaurants, with new ones opening up all the time.  Big League Sports, it seemed like there was a big game to go to all of the time.  Theater, Concerts, Museums, there was always a choice for things to do.  And then it happened, the city got bigger and bigger, and it took longer to go places, and cost more and more money.  Around this time my wife and I retired. and we decided to move to a smaller town.

So what's it like living in a small town?  The town we now live in is seventy five miles from the city, and the population is only about ten thousand, heck, there are only about twenty five thousand people in the whole county!  We do have a lot of growth, since there is a new Holiday Inn Express coming to town, and a Longhorn Steakhouse is going to open up near the Home Depot.

Below are a few things I have noticed since moving here five years ago.

1. My property taxes are about one third what they were in the city.

2. The water bill is about 20% of the one from the city.

3. A traffic jam means more than ten cars have backed up at the light on the US Highway.

4. I run into people from my church almost every time I go to the supermarket or the drugstore.

5. I live in a subdivision with about sixty houses, and just about everyone waves when they pass my house.

6. I know the county sheriff by his first name (he goes to my church)

7. I have found that I enjoy listening to the local high school's basketball games on my radio. (last year they won the state championship in their division}

8. The big league baseball team looks the same on the TV here, as it did in the city.

9. It took me five minutes to get my driver's license renewed at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles

10. A quick trip across town is about eight minutes.

And, in case you did not know, We got the best Catfish Restaurant within 200 miles of the city! 

scoop biggers

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REPARATIONS

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The Tommy-Town Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 48

Nankipooh, Georgia

Tommy_Town, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net 

 

"REPARATIONS"

 

I have been hearing a lot about Reparations, and I have decided that I am definitely for it.  After all, my name is Biggers, and we know that everyone with the names Biggers, Bigger, Biggars, or Biggar originally came from the town of Biggar in Scotland, which up until 1649, was inhabited by Serfs (Slaves) belonging to the King of England.  My ancestors first left there in 1513, during the rein of King Henry VII, and we all know what a "Pip" he was!  So there is just no telling how great and wealthy my family might have become, if they had not started out as slaves to those pesky English.  So I am requesting that Queen Liz make fair Reparations available to me and all of the rest of us former Serfs.  

Since the first Biggers arrived in America in the 1600's, then anybody who ever worked for them as a slave should be able to get some money too, as soon as we get ours from Liz.

"Now that's the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so!"

Bascomb Biggers

 

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