"Deja vu All over Again"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 1849

Nankipooh, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

From the Nankipooh Enquirer:

Election of 2016

 

For years Old Bascomb has been telling you to vote against both the Skunks and the Polecats, and to vote against "Politics as Usual".

However,  the American People have spoken.   

Let us now begin the process of Healing and Re-Building, and "Make this Country Love itself Again!"

The Colonel   

After watching all of the debates and viewing dozens of "news" stories revealing the dis-honest and sleazy nature of both candidates, as well as being subjected to an endless array of campaign ads which evidence a vulgar display of millions of wasted dollars, I have come to the only answer possible.  Neither of the two major party candidates is worthy of becoming President of the Good Old USA!

"Let's see, the election seems to be coming down to a race between a Professional Politician and a Billionaire Businessman who both claim to be People's Candidates.  Yeah Right, when do you think either one of them ever had to worry about the rent money?  Bascomb Biggers is still your best bet!"

Scoop  Biggers

Ace Reporter

Make "Real Value" the National Objective!