Election 2024 Choices

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup
"P. O. Box 48
Nankipooh, Georgia
TommyTown, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers

"Election 2024 Choices"
Well I done voted for a president for the next four years, and boy what a "Crappy" choice that was: Either an Ego-Maniac who thinks he's God, or an Air Headed Bimbo who doesn't even know who God is!
I guess I'll just start some Bodacious Praying for the Good Old USA!

Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!

Bascomb Biggers
bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net
https://thenankipoohenquirer.blogspot.com/



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"A Thought to Ponder"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

The TommyTown Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

 

"A Thought to Ponder"

Well here we go again.  We got a big election year down here in Nankipooh, and the whole state as well.  The money is pouring in from all over the country, as everybody, every where wants a say in what's going on in the Peach State.  I can tell you one thing, it ain't "Peachy"!  Why you could feed every starving person in the world for a couple of months on what they are spending to call the shots in this state.

Now I only got one question. "How can a man who claims to be a preacher, want to be a politician so bad that he will spend millions trying to destroy the reputation and character of the man he is trying to beat?"  It sure don't sound like "turning the other cheek", and as a matter of fact, it don't sound very Christian at all!

"Now, that's just the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so."

Bascomb Biggers

 

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"Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner"

"All God's Children"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

The Tommy-Town Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 48

Nankipooh, Georgia

Tommy_Town, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net  

​"All God's Children"

​There is no Black or White, not in terms of skin color, nor in terms of Right and Wrong, or Good or Bad when it refers to the Human Race, Instead our world is a mixture of color, sometimes Pink, sometime Brown, and often, swirls of Grey. To paint the world any other way is a dis-service and an injustice to all of mankind, and, You can tell-em I said so!  

Bascomb Biggers​​

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"Just Thinkin"

The Nankipooh Enquirer

The TommyTown Times

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

 

"Just Thinkin"

I been doing a lot of thinking lately about the state of things in the Good Old USA, and it seems like we must have took a wrong turn somewhere back down the line. These days when you pickup the newspaper or hear a news report, you read all kind of things being said by people who ain't quoted and can't be questioned.  Folks give their opinions just like they are stating facts, and the next thing you know some policeman has been found guilty of crimes against the public by the public, or some politician is guilty of lying and cheating just because somebody said so.

In the Good Old USA, you are supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.  However, with the backing of the American Press, folks are being judged "Guilty" with only accusations to back up the charges.  This is a dangerous course my friends, and one which seeks to destroy freedom itself.  I challenge the News Folks to clean up their act and start reporting facts not just accusations.  This applies to both those who favor the Skunks (Republicans), and the Polecats (Democrats)  Put an end to wide-spread "Yellow Journalism" (definition below)

Definition: "Yellow journalism and the yellow press are American terms for journalism and associated newspapers that present little or no legitimate well-researched news while instead using eye-catching headlines for increased sales.^[1] Techniques may include exaggerations of news events, scandal-mongering, or sensationalism."

"Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!"

Bascomb Biggers

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"Accusations, Investigations, and Retaliations"

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"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Accusations, Investigations, and Retaliations"

 

A lot of time is being wasted in this country with accusations, investigations, and retaliations from a government full of Skunks and Polecats who ain't doing much of anything else.  Reminds me of the time when old man Baxter Clements accused Jeremy Norris of sleeping with Mrs. Clements.  Oh, I forgot to mention that Old Man Clements owns the bank, and Norris is one of the county commissioners, so of course the press got hold of this real quick!

First thing was Norris said he never had nothing to do with the banker's wife, and besides, "she's so downright ugly, who in their right mind would have anything to do with her, anyway?"  To this Banker Clements replied, "well who ever said you was in your right mind, since you spend half the day in the corn squeezings jug, instead of doing your government job.  Well of course, the press was printing these comments, since there is nothing they like better than some juicy gossip.

The next we know, the folks in Nankipooh is divided right in half, with them choosing which side they wanted to believe about this controversy.  It got so heated in town, that Judge Jenkins decided to launch an investigation into to the whole mess.  This caused the bank to close up for a whole week, and the county commission quit meeting, since without Commissioner Norris, they did not have a quorum.

The result of all of this was that the town of Nankipooh had to pretty much close down for nearly a month, since nobody could get anything done.  Finally the Judge ruled that there was no evidence to support any of the claims about adultery or drunkenness.  The outcome of all of this was that the folks in Nankipooh had to suffer because two petty men did not like one another.

Now folks, let me tell you that this is exactly what is going on up there in DC right now.  The Skunks and the Polecats hate each other so much that they don't care about taking care of the country no more.  All they care about is make the other side look so bad, that they can't win the next election, and the press is right in there with them, slinging mud all over the place.

I say kick them all out of office until we get some folks up there who are more interested in running the country, than just beating the other side.

"Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so."

   Colonel Bascomb Biggers, Editor and Chief       Scoop Biggers  Ace Reporter 

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