Monday, November 4, 2024

"Deja vu All over Again"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

From the Nankipooh Enquirer:
Election of 2016
 
For years Old Bascomb has been telling you to vote against both the Skunks and the Polecats, and to vote against "Politics as Usual".
However,  the American People have spoken.   

Let us now begin the process of Healing and Re-Building, and "Make this Country Love itself Again!"
The Colonel   

After watching all of the debates and viewing dozens of "news" stories revealing the dis-honest and sleazy nature of both candidates, as well as being subjected to an endless array of campaign ads which evidence a vulgar display of millions of wasted dollars, I have come to the only answer possible.  Neither of the two major party candidates is worthy of becoming President of the Good Old USA!

"Let's see, the election seems to be coming down to a race between a Professional Politician and a Billionaire Businessman who both claim to be People's Candidates.  Yeah Right, when do you think either one of them ever had to worry about the rent money?  Bascomb Biggers is still your best bet!"

Scoop  Biggers
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Make "Real Value" the National Objective! 


Monday, October 14, 2024

Election 2024 Choices

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup
"P. O. Box 48
Nankipooh, Georgia
TommyTown, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers

"Election 2024 Choices"
Well I done voted for a president for the next four years, and boy what a "Crappy" choice that was: Either an Ego-Maniac who thinks he's God, or an Air Headed Bimbo who doesn't even know who God is!
I guess I'll just start some Bodacious Praying for the Good Old USA!

Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!

Bascomb Biggers
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Saturday, June 1, 2024

Just a couple of Questions

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 48
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 


"Just a couple of Questions out of Curiosity"

I'm just a curious kind of guy, always looking for answers to questions that pop up in my head. To some of these questions, I might actually know the answer, and some I might guess at the answers. While some questions, I don't have a clue as to the answer, but still the question needs to be asked.

Now for instance, you take our President, “Uncle Joe”. he has been on the political scene for quite a long time, but how many really know what he really stands for. He has a very long history of saying some pretty dumb things, and being on a lot of different sides of issues at one time or another. One thing I am pretty sure of, is that most of the time he has always been on the side of the most votes in whatever election he was running in. But here are a few questions that maybe should be asked.

  1. Does his wanting to send money to the Ukraine have anything to do with his son having been rather lucratively employed by those folks?

  2. Does his reluctance to back Israel have anything to do with the fact that the former President was chummy with the leader of Israel?

  3. Does his being Vice President during the 2016 election have anything to do with the bogus investigation by the FBI of the other party's candidate?

  4. Is he telling the truth when he says he had nothing to do with inflation problems, when he helped pass a trillion dollar spending bill when the country was already in a trillion dollar budget deficit?

  5. What about his contribution to rising oil prices by cutting off major American energy production, and then blaming greedy oil companies, while releasing million of gallons of reserves to get prices at the pump down, six months before the election. Might there be some fire behind all that smoke?

  6. A big question would be did he have anything to do with a NY DA office, controlled by his party, trying his opponent for crimes quickly and quietly switched from misdemeanors to felonies, and tried by a specifically appointed judge?

  7. Why did the FBI raid the former President's house over classified documents, but accepted Uncle Joe's response, “That he just forgot"?

  8. And finally, How stupid is the American public?



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Saturday, July 30, 2022

"A Thought to Ponder"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

The TommyTown Times
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

 
"A Thought to Ponder"


Well here we go again.  We got a big election year down here in Nankipooh, and the whole state as well.  The money is pouring in from all over the country, as everybody, every where wants a say in what's going on in the Peach State.  I can tell you one thing, it ain't "Peachy"!  Why you could feed every starving person in the world for a couple of months on what they are spending to call the shots in this state.


Now I only got one question. "How can a man who claims to be a preacher, want to be a politician so bad that he will spend millions trying to destroy the reputation and character of the man he is trying to beat?"  It sure don't sound like "turning the other cheek", and as a matter of fact, it don't sound very Christian at all!


"Now, that's just the way I see it, and you can tell'em I said so."


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Thursday, March 24, 2022

"All God's Children"

 The Nankipooh Enquirer

The Tommy-Town Times
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 48
Nankipooh, Georgia
Tommy_Town, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

​"All God's Children"

​There is no Black or White, not in terms of skin color, nor in terms of Right and Wrong, or Good or Bad when it refers to the Human Race, Instead our world is a mixture of color, sometimes Pink, sometime Brown, and often, swirls of Grey. To paint the world any other way is a dis-service and an injustice to all of mankind, and, You can tell-em I said so!  

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