The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Scoop's Quips"
Let's see, the election seems to be coming down to a two mule race between a Millionaire Professional Politician and a Billionaire Businessman who both claim to be People's Candidates. Yeah Right, when do you think either one of them ever had to worry about the rent money? Bascomb Biggers is still your best bet!
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Scoop Biggers
Bascomb Biggers for President
Make "Real Value" the National Objective!
PLATFORM PLANK #9-Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner
